A 28-YEAR-OLD has been crowned the UK’s most confident woman after asking a Boots sales assistant which aisle the lubricant is in.
Emma Bradford strode purposefully into her local branch of Boots and, after scanning the shop floor, demanded help in finding sexual intercourse accessories.
Sales assistant Jennifer Harris said: “I showed her to the aisle, but then she asked very specific questions about the products and if I had used them myself.
“This is Boots, so things can get a bit weird, but she had an aura like I’d never felt before.”
Bradford said: “Sex is natural and lubricant is, at times. an immensely helpful product. Now stop all this prudish, Victorian nonsense and let’s get the job done.”