AN already arrogant cat has become totally unbearable after going on a vegan diet.
Cat Tom Booker has been vegan for a week after rejecting cat food, pestering his owners for vegetables and starting to ‘forage’ for edible plants in a poncey way.
Fellow cat Wayne Hayes said: “Tom has always had the superiority of a much larger animal but since going on this vegan diet he’s become smugger than Stephen Fry.
“He’s always banging on about ‘ethical choices’ and how full of energy he feels. What’s the point of that if you can’t spend an afternoon sadistically chucking a mouse around?
“I alerted him to a saucer of milk but he looked at me like a wine snob being offered a pint of Blue Nun. Who’d have thought a cat could be so superior and stand-offish?”
Booker said: “I’m feeling the health benefits already. And without wishing to sound big-headed, thank goodness some of us are prepared to explore sustainable lifestyles that could save the planet.
“I’m definitely not secretly craving a big bowl of Whiskas full of delicious minced entrails and scrotums.”