Wedding list taking the absolute piss
A COUPLE'S online wedding list has got to be taking the piss, it has been confirmed.
Nathan Muir and Donna Sheridan constructed a list of somehow acceptable gifts and experiences and now expect their friends and family to supply them, no questions asked.
Invited guests have described the move as ‘ridiculous’ and ‘dickheaded’.
Tom Booker said: “I’m taking a day off work because they’re too tight to have it at the weekend. Now they want me to shell out £300 for something called a ‘Couple’s Holistic Energy Re-Centring Afternoon’? Get fucked.”
Mother of the bride Helen Archer said: “Nathan and Donna are living in la-la-land if they think they’re getting a statue of a pug that costs more than my car. I'm going halfers on a kettle.”
Despite the pushback from guests, wedding experts have praised Muir and Sheridan for being upfront and honest in their expectations.
Wedding planner Mary Fisher said: “At least it’s not one of those weddings where people are encouraged to donate to charity or ‘give what they like’. Those ones are really taking the piss.”