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Woman agonising over wedding outfit as if anyone gives a shit

A WOMAN is subjecting herself to enormous stress over what she will wear for an upcoming wedding, irrespective of the fact nobody will notice. 

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We ask you: Which crappy losers have you got in the office World Cup sweepstakes?

THE World Cup is almost here, and with it the chance to pull a team out of a hat and lose £1 because it’s Panama. Which no-hopers have you been stuck with? 

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