A WOMAN has abandoned her commitment to lose weight after realising she can simply buy clothes in a larger size.
Body positive Charlotte Phelps has cancelled her gym membership and ditched her healthy eating plan after realising that larger clothes are a convenient and practical solution to weight gain.
Phelps said: “It’s been increasingly difficult trying to squeeze into my size 10 jeans. I thought they might have shrunk in the wash, so I went into town to buy a new pair.
“While browsing, I noticed that some had the number 12 written on the label. Intrigued, I tried them on. They were so much comfier, all because they were simply bigger jeans.
“I couldn’t believe it. I’d discovered a way to avoid the effort of exercise and the potential side effects of weight loss jabs. Why isn’t this lifestyle hack all over the front of the papers instead of Ozempic?
“The really great thing is that the sizes don’t stop at 12, they just keep going up and up. So there’s absolutely no reason to worry about my weight ever again!”
Charlotte’s husband Tom said: “Men have known this trick for years. However we prefer to pretend we’re still a couple of sizes slimmer and let our paunches bulge over the waist.”
