Woman following rigorous vaping routine
A WOMAN is getting through lockdown by following a rigorous and exhausting daily vaping routine.
Joanna Kramer begins vaping first thing in the morning, before she has even got out of bed, and does not quit, no matter what, until she is ready to drop.
She said: “Vaping’s not for the casual puffer, not these days. It’s for those who want to take their nicotine dependence to the next level.
“I have two vapes on the go at all times; one charging, one on hand. I bulk-order fluid so there’s no danger of running out.
“I don’t get complacent. If I go 10 minutes without being enveloped in sweet-smelling clouds of narcotic gas, I’m going for my vape like a cowboy going for his gun.
“This ain’t smoking. Vaping is safe, cool and socially acceptable. There’s no reason not to be vaping every minute of the day, and I honestly find it hard to respect people who don’t.
“I guess maybe if you’re lazy and unmotivated, and want to come out of the other end of lockdown without a debilitating chemical addiction? Whatever, losers. I’ll be vaping.”