Woman goes on mini break while her husband has a shit

A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit. 

Emma Holland is wandering happily down La Rambla after booking herself a last minute flight about an hour after her husband John closed the bathroom door.

She explained: “I got dressed, did some hoovering, watched a bit of Saturday Kitchen and he was still on the toilet.

“I wouldn’t mind but we had stuff to do this weekend. There’s some shelves need putting up in the kids’ bedrooms and we were supposed to go to Homebase.

“But he was just bolted to the loo having a long, relaxing shit – either that or he’s dead  – so I just thought ‘fuck it, I’m off’.

“I’ll be back by the time he’s finished. He won’t even notice I’m gone.”