Woman still using separate shampoo and conditioner like an arsehole

A WOMAN woman is still using two separate products to clean and condition her hair like some kind of arsehole, it has emerged.

Even though there are more options than ever that combine the two, cretin Nikki Hollis still treats each as though it needs its own little place in the shower.

Health and Beauty expert Jane Thomson said: “In this day and age you can easily find a combined shampoo and conditioner that does a good job at a reasonable price. In my opinion, you’d have to be an utter degenerate to have a separate bottle for each.”

Hollis claims to get a better result from using two different brands, although her moronic hair suggests she is a bare-faced liar.

Hollis’ neighbour, 87-year-old Helen Archer, said: “I heard Nikki spends money on a different shampoo and conditioner when there are so many products on the market that contain both. What the f**k?”