A WOMAN will not put McDonald’s food in her mouth but will put actual bleach on her anus, she has confirmed.
Nikki Hollis proudly tells anyone who will listen about her distaste for junk food, and the damage it can cause to the human body.
Among Hollis’ claims are that mass-produced beefburgers contain high amounts of fat and dangerous levels of salt.
Despite this, the 28-year-old regularly attends a salon where they put a caustic substance on her arsehole to change its colour.
Hollis said: “Smoking, drinking and junk food are all disgusting. I can’t believe people abuse their bodies like that. I have far too much respect for myself to put crap like that inside me.
“That’s why I keep in peak condition by only eating locally-sourced, organic food, going to yoga four times a week, and paying someone to put hydrogen peroxide on my ringpiece.”