A YOUNG man is wondering why his jogging bottoms keep slipping down after he puts a can of beer in each pocket.
Ryan Whittaker’s most recent ordeal began when he came out of Aldi with two cans of own-brand lager to keep him hydrated during a long evening of weed and Call Of Duty.
As he set off for the bus stop he sensibly stowed the cans in his sweatpant pockets, leaving his hands free to scroll through Instagram to avoid becoming bored during the two-minute walk.
Whittaker said: “I hadn’t got far before I realised something was wrong.
“I was wearing my joggers at their usual level below the hips with a good inch of boxers showing in the customary gangsta style, when suddenly I felt this strange breeze whistling around my arsehole.
“I looked down and saw my joggers had slid off my arse at the back and were heading the same way at the front. Luckily by then I was scrolling one-handed so I caught the waistband as my trackies were waving bye-bye to my dick.
“I pulled them back up, but the same thing kept happening all the way home. It’s well weird.
“My theory is my mates tampered with my joggers as a TikTok prank. But the joke’s on them because they didn’t completely fall down. Which was fortunate because people might have thought I looked like a knob.”