Lifestyle

WHILE idling in traffic, do you wish you were that twat who always manages to be slightly in front of you? Here’s how to win this tiny victory.

FOR young people, the idea of hitting 30 means everything is over. If you’re older than that, have a good cry, because these experiences can never happen in your remaining 50 years.

A WOMAN is wondering whether she should brave a vacant public toilet cubicle where the lid is sinisterly shut.

BRITAIN’S white middle-class teenagers attending excellent schools have slipped effortlessly into speaking like Jamaican roadmen again.

EXPERTS have warned that ‘being yourself’, as celebrities and self-help gurus urge everyone to be, is only a positive if you are not a total arsehole.

LETTING agents have requested your last three years’ payslips to ensure you are giving them every penny you earn for your poxy one-bedroom flat.

THERE are some activities in life that women are celebrated for, while men are branded as perverts. Here are some of the double standards.

TOO many sex experts trot out the same old tips about massage and communication. 16-year-old Josh Hudson, who’s slept with more than 200 women, gives you the real advice.

A WOMAN’S face has suffered irreparable structural damage due to the insupportable weight of her false eyelashes.

A COUPLE’S dream of turning their shabby loft into an idyllic living space has been shattered by actually going through the process.