Lifestyle

YOU may be 22 and think you're the bee's knees, but are you able to look after yourself at a club? Your nan certainly doesn’t think so. Here are her tips.

A PSYCHIC has bemoaned her lack of accuracy when connecting believers with the spirits of their loved ones.

PEOPLE wax lyrical about the wisdom they’d impart to their younger selves, but to be honest you just needed some easy-to-follow tips for being less of a bellend. Like these.

COFFEE drinkers make an almighty drama about what is ultimately just a cup of hot liquid. Here’s why tea drinkers are better human beings.

HALLOWEEN party? Intended to buy a costume but didn’t? They’re lining up to judge you, but with imagination and a refuse sack you can style it out.

HALLOWEEN is about dressing up, having fun and deeming the costumes of others offensive and demanding their cancellation.

A LONDONER has spent the weekend engaged in high-cost activities she dislikes because otherwise she might as well live in Leicester.

A MAN who thought his days of attending large social events were over has been deluged by unwelcome invites to 50th birthday celebrations.

A MAN is reconsidering his decision to get a tattoo after noticing that the tattooist had decided not to get any herself.

A MAN has confirmed that he prefers OnlyFans to sites like Pornhub because it provides him with ethical, artisanal porn.