Lifestyle

HATING Christmas is going too far, even this early, but loving it as much as these psychopaths do comes close to pushing you over the line.

A TEENAGER believes his fandom of a band that was hugely popular two decades ago makes him cool and alternative.

THE unfortunate death of a local resident has provided a charity shop with an excellent selection of secondhand books, clothes and records, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has nails so long that she is completely reliant on her boyfriend to perform everyday tasks for her.

A GROUP of Americans visiting London for the first time believe nightclubs in central London will be hip and fun.

‘WHAT harm can it do?’ I asked myself. ‘It’s just a drink.’ If I knew then what I know now, I would never have taken that first fatal sip.

IF all the rumours you swallowed at school were true you'd have been living through the greatest soap opera ever. But they were all bollocks, like these.

A BEAUTIFUL 25-year-old without a hint of wrinkle or sag has decided that she will age gracefully, with no cosmetic intervention.

A WOMAN who recently became a grandmother for the first time has confirmed she wishes to eschew the usual ‘Gran’ or ‘Nan’ in favour of ‘Nanbot 3000’.

THE terrible scourge of gentrification has hit an area, making it a much more pleasant place to live.