Estate agent reveals plan to read this month’s GQ for a third time
A 24-YEAR-OLD estate agent has announced that he will be spending tonight reading this month’s GQ magazine for the third time.
Wayne Hayes, who has a Kanye West quote tattooed on his arm, thinks that there were some things in the magazine that he might have missed on the previous two readings.
He said: “There’s a Bullshitter’s Guide to Grime in this issue and that’s something I really think could be useful to me. I don’t really like grime music but I feel like in a modern society, I should know about it.
“They are also showcasing the best new watches of 2016 and I really want to try and remember what they are called and why they are meant to be so amazing.
“Having the right watch could definitely help me sell houses.
“Also there is a thing on ‘vagina beauty contests’ and that’s got to be worth a third read, if you get what I’m saying.”
He added: “Why read books when you can read GQ multiple times?”