SOME knobheads have strongly objected to some bullshit, it has emerged.
The bullshit happened yesterday, when someone said something about a thing that may have been deliberate or just misconstrued, but either way is still bullshit. However knobheads rapidly retaliated, taking to their keyboards to condemn their interpretation of it.
Nikki Hollis tweeted: ““I stand with whoever or whatever I deemed to be oppressed by whatever it is that may or may not have happened. How dare he or she do or say that to him or her?
“Let’s form an angry mob and gather outside some premises that is vaguely connected to all this.”
However others intervened to point out that the bullshit was, in fact, bullshit. Roy Hobbs posted: “Guys wait, maybe this is bullshit. I think we need to chill out and not be knobheads.”
Nikki Hollis replied: “Roy Hobbs, you’re just condoning the bullshit because you agree with it on some deep level that you are not even aware of. How dare you accuse me of being poised at my computer like a coiled spring of petty resentment, just waiting to pass judgement on some trivial nonsense.”
Hobbs posted: “I didn’t say that, you did.”
Hollis replied: “Oh.”