10 surprisingly good reasons not to have sex before marriage

EVEN in 2022 people are still choosing not to have sex before marriage. Instead of scoffing, let’s be open-minded and assess the benefits of this sexually frustrating lifestyle choice.

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The posh person's guide to killing things for fun

WHILE we peasants go to the pub or watch TV for entertainment, posh people like to murder small, unarmed creatures. Here’s what you need to know if you want to join the hunting set.

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