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12 romantic strategies to win the heart of someone who's not interested

CARRYING a torch for someone who’s failing to reciprocate in any way? Here’s how to ignore common sense and hope they’ll come round to the idea of shagging you.

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I'm not a goth, says teenage goth

A 16-YEAR-OLD goth has denied being a goth, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. 

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