FOUR out of five men have let oral sex debts mount up that they do not intend to ever repay, it has emerged.
The debts, incurred when men received oral which they then failed to pay back in kind, stretch back decades and amount to millions of unreciprocated sex acts.
Solicitor Tom Logan said: “Oral? I suppose I technically do have a few outstanding in the ledger, yes, but I’m a giving person so surely not much.
“What? 139? That’s nonsense… but I suppose there was, yes, and then the other times, and that entire relationship, and I was a late starter. Well I can’t be expected to clear those debts. They’ll have to be written off.”
Jack Browne, aged 23, said: “Oh God, I don’t know how I let myself get this behind. Giving in to temptation I guess. I blame women for offering such easy credit terms.
“No way can I pay all that back. I’d be working all night every night. Can I subcontract it to a couple of foreign girls?”
Eleanor Shaw said: “Why hello there, if it isn’t the reason married men don’t get blowjobs.”
