Wednesday, 19th February 2020

Boyfriend accused of not taking ghost tour seriously

A WOMAN is deeply disappointed in her boyfriend for not treating a ghost tour in London with the seriousness it deserved.

Nikki Hollis felt Martin Bishop had a disrespectful attitude toward the clearly true anecdotal accounts of paranormal events passed down through the centuries by reputable storytellers.

Hollis said: “Martin said it was ‘All a bit daft’ and kept going 'Wooo!'. That’s no way to behave during a serious historical lecture about the ghost cat of Wimpole Street.

“He could have upset dark forces we don’t understand. If the Headless Lady of Bermondsey - who is probably Anne Boleyn - kills him in his sleep he’ll have no one to blame but himself.

“He takes the piss out of reincarnation and Brexit too. Sometimes I wonder if this relationship is going to work.”

Bishop said: “Everyone knows ghost tours are bollocks. It’s not like a pissed-off ghost is going to follow you back from London and suddenly appear in your flat, as Nikki suggested.

“They couldn’t do that, could they? Could they? I might sleep with the light on tonight just to be on the safe side.”