A WOMAN who has been seeing her new partner since January has only now realised that he looks terrible in hot weather.
Carolyn Ryan’s relationship with Stephen Malley was going from strength to strength until the sun came out and he began dressing like Peter Andre.
She said: “It was fantastic to find that beneath that puffa jacket Steve had a really muscular body. What wasn’t good was discovering that as soon as it’s hot he has it out all the time.
“All the girls at work were pissing themselves because some Love Island wannabe in a shirt open to the waist, gold chains and Daisy Dukes was hanging around in reception. I went over to join in the fun and there was Steve.
“How was I to know? He doesn’t wear muscle vests and flip-flops when it’s pissing it down in March. He’s actually kind and sensitive. But a bit of blue sky and apparently he’s auditioning for Magic Mike 3.
“We’re going to Ibiza next month. He’ll be strutting round with that six-pack that used to be our special secret. I’m going to be so ashamed.”
Malley said: “Yeah, Carolyn’s gone a bit odd. She refused to wear a bikini top just because we were going to a fancy restaurant. Why? It’s summer.”