Camping is loads of fun, and other lies told by your parents

LIFE is wonderful, according to the lying twats who raised you. But the bullshit claims they made about how great stuff were all false: 

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Government appoints Harry Maguire as Greek ambassador

IN keeping with its policy of getting the right people for top jobs, the government has appointed Harry Maguire as ambassador to Greece.

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