A SINGLE man desperate for romance and/or a shag has expanded his Tinder profile’s radius to 1,000 miles.
Tom Booker has failed to match with any women in his immediate vicinity since downloading Tinder, so he has increased his profile’s search distance area to encompass most of western Europe and a sizeable chunk of the Atlantic ocean.
Booker said: “I’ve been using Tinder for years now and I haven’t had any interest. Maybe my profile picture having mock sex with a sheep and bio description of ‘banter king’ was too intimidatingly attractive for all the chicks.
“There probably aren’t many single women looking for a good time in London anyway, so I’ve cast my net wider to see if anyone in France or Iceland is up for it. Now that travel’s opening up again I can’t see how this will be a problem.
“I could spend an evening in Berlin taking some fraulein out to the pictures, before zipping over to Spain for a meal with an eligible señorita. That’s if I don’t seduce an air stewardess on the way and join the mile high club.
“Should be careful though. Once word spreads across the continent that I’m on the market I’ll probably become a notorious Casanova like that Italian bloke who shagged his way around Europe.”
After staring at his phone non-stop for 12 hours Booker said: “Nothing yet.”
