Dog wishes owner's leg would reciprocate more when they hump


A PET dog just wishes he could believe that his owner’s leg is as into their regular lovemaking as he is.

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Students, families, old people: why every category of humanity is a nightmare neighbour

LIVING in close proximity to anyone, from any age group or walk of life, is an unmitigated disaster. These are the reasons why: 

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