Five unbearable TV couples
LOVE TV, but hate the smug couples you’re supposed to root for? Here are five awful pairings to inspire you never to find love:
Ross and Rachel from Friends
Why the world spent a decade hoping these two childish narcissists would end up together is a mystery, unless it was to seal their toxicity safely away from others. By the final series they’d become so void of personality that experts believe shortly after the conclusion of The Last One they collapsed into a black hole.
Jim and Pam from The Office
Two lovestruck colleagues interesting when they weren’t together, with compelling individual storylines, then became drab and annoying once they sealed the deal. The only couples in real life that spend that much time together are locked in co-dependency addiction. Which would have at least made this beige liaison more interesting.
Gavin and Stacey from Gavin & Stacey
The brilliance of Gavin & Stacey is that the titular characters are the most witless and irritating thing about the programme. Between the hammed-up accents, the contrived arguments, and Stacey’s constant squealing, it’s hard to pick just one thing to loathe about this smitten pair of numbskulls.
Richard and Judy from This Morning
The pre-internet Kim and Kanye of UK television, we couldn’t get enough of this insipid rude bloke-mumsy boozer pairing, even demanding they guide our taste in literature. Judy is probably alright on her own, but her very marriage to Richard suggests she shouldn’t be trusted to give guidance even on books that always have a murder in.
Ant and Dec from PJ & Duncan
A will-they-won’t-they to rival Cheers’ Sam and Diane, this TV power couple refuse to go their separate ways while also maintaining that they aren’t together. Come on. No-one insures themselves against the other’s death unless there’s a red-hot romantic undercurrent. The most unbearable thing about these two is the obvious deception.