A HANDSOME but obnoxious man is not hiding a deep, sensitive side like in films and is just a prick, it has emerged.
Defying the laws of romantic fiction, 29-year-old Nathan Muir is not rude and unpleasant because he is ‘keeping up his guard’ but because he is just full of himself.
Ex-girlfriend Emma Bradford said: “When I first met Nathan he bumped into me and barked ‘Watch where you’re fucking going’, so I assumed he was deep and troubled underneath.
“I had visions of him opening up to me and confessing he’d lost his mum as a boy and I’m the only woman he’s been able to connect with since.
“It turns out his mum is alive and well and also doesn’t have a clue why he’s such a shit.”
Muir said: “I’m afraid the ladies are not going to discover a deeper side to me. I’ll probably shag them for a bit then abruptly break off all contact, but that’s as good as it gets.
“Even that’s doing them a massive favour. I’m afraid I really am just a twat.”