A 27-YEAR-OLD man is already planning the selfish ways he will mark his mid-life crisis to ensure fun for himself and misery for his partner.
Tom Logan believes the best way to deal with freaking out about getting older is to be prepared and not just choose the first stupid idea that pops into his head when he hits middle age.
Logan said: “I’m going to start small, by buying a mint Playstation 2 and a load of games off eBay for £350, so I can waste hours on the shit games of my youth.
“When I get bored of that, I’ll start going to the gym every night with a ‘friend from work’ and then I’ll buy a motorbike and ride it overland to Sri Lanka where I’ll spend six months finding myself, whatever that means.
“I’m sure Helen will understand and let me come back home once it’s all out of my system.”
Helen Logan said: “Good luck to him. If he’s concentrating on all that he won’t notice I’ve been sleeping with Martin from two doors down and have blown our life savings on scratch cards.”