Man accepts that wife losing favourite top is his fault 

A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed. 

Tom Booker is also personally responsible for wife Nicola Booker’s missing glasses and one of her green Asics trainers and for her leaving her phone charger at work.

He said: “It’s her grey top, she put it in the wash, the wash has been put away, it can’t have just bloody vanished. But somewhere in that cycle it slipped through my fingers.

“I knew going into this marriage I would have to note the whereabouts of every single thing Nicky owns in case she suddenly decides she needs it.

“Unfortunately, I’m a failure as a husband and can never seem to keep track of her inventory of a thousand-plus items, so I deserve all the criticism I get.

“Occasionally I manage to find whatever it is she’s looking for and deliver the goods expecting praise, but really I’ve just provided her with evidence that it was me who hid it in the first place.”

Nicola Booker said: “I told you to remind me about my charger. Now I’ll have to take my main one to this wedding. If it gets lost, that’s on you.”