A MAN who is hoping women will see him for the intellectual he is has put a well-stocked bookshelf in the dick pics he sends them.
When sending a photo of his genitals to dozens of unsuspecting women on Tinder, Nathan Muir, 30, makes sure he uses the ingenious way of showing there is more to him than just an erect penis.
Muir said: “Women these days seemingly aren’t content with just a photograph of my epic hog. Apparently they also want a guy with a ‘personality’ and ‘interests’. So I snapped my cock in front of my bookcase.
“At first I tried taking a photo with my dong out in my local library because they’ve got a bigger selection of books and the lighting was better than in my flat. But for some reason the librarian was pissed off and called the police. I wasn’t even being noisy.
“Now I’m hoping one of the honeys I sent the picture to is going to say, ‘Wow, what a beautiful member – and is that a copy of Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules of Life? The least I can do is send this really intelligent guy a picture of my tits.’”
After receiving the photo from Muir, Lucy Parry said: “At first I couldn’t understand why someone had sent me an image of a withered, hairy gherkin in front of a load of Dan Brown novels. Then I realised what it was and blocked the account.”