A MAN believes he has found the only person in the world he is meant to be with for the 18th time, it has emerged.
Deluded romantic Tom Booker thinks new girlfriend Nikki Hollis is his soulmate, despite the fact that he felt the same way about numerous other partners and has repeatedly been proven wrong.
Booker said: “We were getting along well enough but when she told me she likes films and cheese I knew she was the one. I mean, it’s not every day you have things like that in common.
“I also can’t believe my kindred spirit lives within a 20-mile radius so Tinder could find her. If she was knocking about in a hut on the Siberian plains we would never have found each other. Talk about lucky.
“I’m not looking forward to telling the lads, though. They’ll just roll their eyes and remind me that love is a chemical reaction caused by the brain releasing dopamine. You know, the usual lad banter.”
Hollis said: “I thought Tom might be the one too, but I’m not sure we should get married next month because we both vaguely like The Simpsons.”