A MAN is simultaneously in the friendzone of 32 different women, they have confirmed.
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Man in record 32 friendzones
Completing a ski season: qualifications to prove you're a professional twat
BEING an amateur twat is easy, but if you want to go professional you need a host of qualifications, like these:
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