Naive idiot loads dishwasher just in time for wife to rearrange it

A MAN is in a state of confusion after loading the dishwasher only for his wife to take everything out and put it back in again.

Tom Logan had heroically spent almost 10 minutes on the chore and had just placed the last mug in the rack when his wife Kerry intervened.

Logan said: “It’s like she’d been lying in wait for me to finish loading it up so she could do it all again.

“No sooner had I closed the dishwasher door than she swooped in and started taking everything out while calling me an ‘utter cretin’.

“She then proceeded to slam the dirty dishes down on the work surface really loudly before putting them back in a slightly different order.

“She must really love doing the dishwasher. Or she’s a psychopath.”