A MAN still asks his older sister loaded questions about her friend Jenny who snogged him for a laugh 30 years ago.
46-year-old Nathan Muir never fails to visit his sister Emma without asking ‘And how is Jenny these days?’ then staring wistfully out of the window as if pining for what might have been.
Emma said: “Nathan’s been with the same girl for 12 years. They’ve got a kid. But still he wants to know all about who Jenny’s with and how she’s doing these days and have I got any recent pictures of her on my phone.
“He’s hinted before that he’d walk out on his relationship if Jenny was interested, which is the most batshit insane thing I’ve ever heard.
“Seriously, you got off with her once for the duration of a Cure song. I dared her to after four Diamond Whites because I thought it’d be funny. It’s time to move on.”
Nathan Muir said: “There’ll never be another Jenny, not for me. Her subsequent relationships, two marriages and four children are nothing to what we shared together.
“I just want to feel the way I felt that night again. She let me put my hand up her T-shirt.”
