A MAN who considers himself to be ‘open to anything’ in the bedroom is shortly to be disabused of that notion by his girlfriend’s finger.
Ryan Whittaker, aged 32, believes his sexual history demonstrates he enjoys an open and daring approach to lovemaking that no single digit could easily contradict.
He explained: “My mates hardly ever talk about sex now we’ve hit our thirties, and I know it must be because all they do is boring missionary with the lights off.
“Meanwhile, I’ve done it all. I’m afraid of nothing. You’d have to get pretty damn daring in the bedroom to shock me, and even then I’d cock an eyebrow and say ‘Sounds interesting,’ in a louche but intrigued tone.
“Emma’s the first girlfriend I had who can keep up with me. She’s said she wants to try something we’ve not done before to push me out of my comfort zone. Whatever it is, I’m there.”
Emma Bradford, aged 33, said: “I don’t know why, who can explain the mysteries of sexuality, but I’ve been getting a twitchy finger as he reaches climax for months and I’m ready to go for it.
“He’ll probably love it. He’ll probably tell all his mates.”