A MARRIED couple in crisis are confident that there is nothing wrong that cannot be fixed by salsa dancing lessons.
Lisa and Tom Logan are on the brink of divorce after accusations of infidelity and financial irresponsibility, but believe two hours’ tuition in Cuban-American dancing will wipe all of that away.
She said: “It’s fun, it’s fitness, it’s bringing a little spice back to our marriage, it was this or Relate.
“Salsa, as everyone knows, completely erases problems like a gambling addiction or an affair with his cousin or just simply not liking each other. That’s the magic of those syncopated steps.
“Do I get a little thrill from being held by a series of strange men? Yes. Does it especially happen when I’m dancing with Diego, our instructor? Very much so, yes. Which is exactly what we need.”
Tom Logan agreed: “And since every other couple here is also in crisis, and we spend sweaty hours grinding against them, there’s no danger of us meeting anyone we like more.”
Instructor Diego Alvarez said: “Ah, so beautiful the dance of salsa. They will be swinging within the year.”