A MAN who claims that he is the one ‘wearing the trousers’ in his relationship is unable to wash his trousers without his wife’s help.
Tom Booker also refers to himself as the ‘head of the household’ despite having no idea where anything in his house is or how to work it.
Wife Sadie said: “We’re a traditional couple and Tom’s firmly in charge. Except when any basic adult task needs to be performed, in which case I step in.
“He can’t wash his trousers, he doesn’t know how to set up a direct debit and when I went away on a hen do I got back and he was genuinely feral. He’d ripped open food packets like a bear. It smelled like someone had died.
“Sometimes you can trust him brushing the cat, just about. Nothing more. Not after he tried to clean the bathroom with a power washer.”
