Married couple can’t remember last time they had threesome

A COUPLE who have been married for five years are struggling to remember when they were last intimate with a third person.

Tom and Jenny Logan of Bristol have been so busy with their children and careers that they admit they have let their passion for troilism fall by the wayside.

Jenny said: “I guess we’ve stopped making intimacy with a third person a priority. It’s a shame, and it makes me feel sad about our marriage.

“We always told each other that no matter how busy we were we’d still find time to go out trawling bars for strangers who were up for a bit of three-way action. What happened?”

Tom agreed: “Maybe it’ll take some of the spontaneity out of it, but I think once a month we should schedule a date night, contact one of our guest players at least a fortnight in advance and book places and times etcetera.

“Otherwise it’ll be like last time and we’ll end up lonely in a hotel room making love to nobody but each other.”