A NEW dating app matches couples entirely based on correct grammar usage in written communications.
Grammarian does not allow users to look at photographs of each other or share personal information, instead focusing on exchanging long and impeccably-composed messages with unimpeachable grammar and no spelling errors.
21-year-old Grace Wood-Morris said: “The number of times I’ve fallen for a set of delicious abdominals only to find the mind attached can’t tell the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
“Indeed, often they are unable to recognise that there is a difference. It makes the subsequent sex so hollow and unsatisfying.
“On Grammarian, I’m currently 145-messages deep with a gentleman who never splits infinitives or allows a run-on sentence. I have never in my life been so aroused.”
Founder Denys Finch Hatton said: “If you’re into grammar it doesn’t matter if you’re with a Playboy bunny, the moment she texts ‘Me and Brandi want a threesome’ instead of ‘Brandi and I’, you’ve lost your erection for life.
“Personally I think these people are sick, sick perverts, but their money’s good.”