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Single man mourns washing up sponge

A SINGLE man has spent the weekend mourning his washing up sponge.

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Everyone kind of hoping Attenborough and the Queen get together

EVERYONE in Britain would be happy if David Attenborough and the Queen eventually became a couple, it has been confirmed.

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