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Single woman asks married friends to stop having fun as that's her thing

A SINGLE woman has requested her married and attached friends cease going out having fun as it is ruining the key benefit of being single. 

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Has Sabrina Carpenter done sex? An investigation

POP star Sabrina Carpenter’s new album has fans theorising that she may, at some point, have had sexual intercourse. But can we be certain? Let’s examine the evidence: 

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