A WOMAN is secretly avoiding holding her husband’s hand in case he has not washed them properly.
Emma Bradford hopes her husband Richard will not die from the coronavirus but is also trying to dodge any bodily contact with him unless absolutely necessary.
Bradford said: “I’m not saying he’s infected but I just can’t see him standing at the sink for 20 seconds when he’s used to quickly sticking his hands under the tap then giving them a quick shake.
“Plus I saw him shake someone’s hand the other day, the dirty bastard. And I’m pretty sure he’s still touching door handles.
“This is why I’m trying to stay at least two metres away from him at all times. Maybe I should just move out. I trust no one.”
Bradford’s husband Richard said: “I don’t think she’ll be happy until I actually scrub the flesh from my bones.
“I wouldn’t mind but have you seen the inside of her handbag? She might scrub her hands for three hours a day but it’s pointless if she keeps dipping them into that germ sack.”