A WOMAN has been left seething with rage after she was rejected by a man she does not find attractive.
Sophie Rodriguez was outraged when her idle flirting was rebuffed by Tom Logan, a colleague who she had previously described as ‘the living embodiment of gross’.
Rodriguez said: “Read the room, mate. I was pretending to come on to you at the post-work drinks for a laugh. I don’t actually think your goatee is sexy, I was doing you a favour by making you look good in front of the other guys.
“So for you to gently remove my hand from your arse and tell me you feel there is more of a friendship vibe between us, well, that’s just taking the f**king piss.
“You’re a short, rotund IT consultant with a cheap suit and psoriasis and I’m the hottest person you’ve ever met in real life. How dare you tell me I’ve had enough to drink and offer to call me a taxi?”
Tom Logan said: “While Sophie might be best-looking woman in the office, she’s also a total bitch who enjoys playing mind games. I can do way better than her.”