Sunday, 1st November 2020

Woman insists her favourite song is 'My Humps' just to troll her date

A WOMAN on a date enjoyed watching a man make the agonising choice between getting a shag and telling her she has shit taste in music.

After music snob Josh Hudson earnestly informed her that Idles’ new album was ‘sublime’, Lucy Parry began torturing him by waxing lyrical about the Black Eyed Peas.

Parry said: “I knew the date was a dud from the second he took off his Peaky Blinders cap and ordered a schooner of Trappist beer.

“So it was just a matter of time until I found myself telling him that ‘You love my lady lumps’ is a line as insightful and elegant as anything Bob Dylan has written.

“He was clearly absolutely desperate to tell me that Fergie’s artistic vision isn’t on a par with Kate Bush, but he was worried I wouldn’t get off with him if he did.”

A visibly shaken Hudson commented: “She said the only way to get her into bed is to compliment her on all that junk inside her trunk.”