A FERVENT believer in astrology has rejected the man who is her soulmate due to some bollocks about him being a Gemini.
After initially hitting it off after matching on Tinder, Lauren Hewitt turned down another meeting with Nathan Muir – who is perfect for her in every conceivable way – due to the date he was born.
Hewitt said: “Sure, he’s tall, gorgeous, kind, a human rights lawyer, owns a holiday home in Tuscany and exclusively watches women’s football, but the zodiac never lies.
“The fact that we shared an undeniably electric sexual chemistry, made each other laugh, and both live locally counts for nothing. It would never work. My astrologer told me I need to look for a Taurus.
“Am I prepared to let some unproven theories about the coincidental alignment of the stars on the day someone was born get in the way of my chances of future happiness? Absolutely.
“It’s successfully guided me in life so far, apart from the fact that I’m terminally single and hate my job as a nurse even though being a Scorpio means I’m meant to be fine with blood. I’ll keep believing.”
Nathan Muir said: “I can’t believe I’ve been cock-blocked by a celestial body.”