A WOMAN who only goes out with ‘bad boys’ is shocked they cheat on her even though it is pretty clear they are dicks.
Nikki Hollis, 30, has dated eight disreputable types, all of whom have been unfaithful, with one proving to be a particularly ‘bad’ boy by stealing her bank cards.
Hollis’ best friend Emma Bradford said: “A bad boy saying he’s not going to cheat is like a cat saying he’s only going out looking for mice because he wants to give them a cuddle.
“Why would you expect anything else from someone who describes themselves as a ‘bad boy’? They’re saying openly ‘I’m an absolute shit’.
“Nikki says good guys are boring and predictable, but aren’t bad boys just as predictable but in a really horrible way?”
Hollis said: “Nice guys make you feel comfortable, secure and loved which makes it really difficult to have constant personal dramas and throw cocktails in their faces.
“Bad boys are fit and I love shouting ‘you fucking wanker’ down the high street at 3am. I think it’s because I’m shallow.”