A WOMAN has confirmed that she spends most evenings eagerly waiting for her partner to fall asleep so she can start doing what she actually wants to do.
Nikki Hollis says she is genuinely happy with partner Nathan Muir, but also enjoys her own company and having total control of the TV remote.
“I love Nathan but the part of the evening when he’s awake feels very long. I keep myself buoyed up with the thought that his eyes can’t stay open forever, especially if he makes us sit through another foreign-language thriller recommended by someone called ‘Steve’.
“Recently, I’ve been encouraging him to start drinking earlier in the day. Then once he’s out cold, I’m free to put on Glow Up and shovel tablespoons of Nutella directly down my throat.
“If he was an insomniac I would just drug him.”