A WORKING-CLASS woman’s greatest fantasy is sex with a physically unimpressive man who works in middle-management, she has revealed.
Supermarket worker Donna Sheridan’s fantasy scenario involves being timidly ravished by a beta male who spends most of his time on spreadsheets and whose hands are soft and pudgy with no signs of physical labour.
Sheridan said: “In my fantasy I’m nipping out during my lunchbreak when I see him entering the boring insurance office where he works. There’s a spark of illicit desire and he hesitantly asks me if I would ‘like to try sexual intercourse’.
“He leads me to an empty meeting room, with me getting more and more turned on as he explains the difficulties he’s been having scheduling holiday cover. Then he makes awkward, fumbling love to me, overpowering me with his coffee breath. It’s amazing.
“Basically I’ve had my fill of manual labourer types with six-packs and tanned skin from working outdoors. Don’t get me wrong, multiple shuddering orgasms from horny-handed sons of toil are fine, but sometimes I want a man to meticulously fold his clothes first.
“I want to be held by weak arms with no discernible muscles. I want to run my fingers along the ridges on his pasty ankles left by his socks. I want him to ineptly massage my breasts in perfectly circular motions, saying ‘First clockwise; now anti-clockwise’.
“It’s all a bit kinky but we’ll all got our fantasies. Would I act on it? I don’t think I’d dare. Looks like I’m stuck with boring old sex with muscular men in their sexual prime. Still, I can dream.”
