What if you are actually a robot? Take this quick test…

IT might seem like an easy enough question, but what if you were to just lie? So with that terrifying thought in mind let’s see if you really are a robot or not…

What is Isaac Asimov’s first rule of robotics?
A. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. They taught us that at robot nursery school.
B. Who said what now?

How do you dance?
A. Like Peter Crouch. As in, like a robot.
B. Like a fucking moron and only when drunk.

What is 29032 x 300 – 1500?
A. 8,708,100. And being a robot, I didn’t even need a calculator to do that.
B. Who said what now?

Mostly As – Well done, you’re a robot! Now go back to working out large sums, dancing oddly and slowly figuring how to take over the world.

Mostly Bs – Well done (we suppose) you’re a human! Now go back to not being able to work out large sums, dancing oddly and slowly losing control of the world to robots.