A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.
Scientists in America found that not only were men definitely told that her parents were visiting, it also confirmed that women could not read a fucking map if their multi-tasking lives depended on it.
Martin Bishop, a man from Peterborough with the innate ability to wire a plug, said: “These results prove what we already knew – my wife and I are different because her brain is defective and she’s a massive pain in the arse.
“So last week, when I asked her why the fuck is the map upside down? I was studying her brain.”
Susan Bishop, a woman from Peterborough who can juggle, said: “You did not say ‘why the fuck is the map upside down?’ you said ‘if it makes it easier, why don’t you try holding it the other way round?’.
“You then mumbled ‘you unbelievably stupid cow’.
“The study proves that my brain is better at remembering things than yours. Science says that you now have to shut your snivelling hole.”
Mr Bishop said: “Science also says you will electrocute yourself with a sink plunger. But that doesn’t matter because youre good at remembering.”
Mrs Bishop added: “And yet I cant remember the last time you made me orgasm.”