THE stupidly-named BT wi-fi thing that overrides your internet connection should burn in hell, it has been confirmed.
‘BT Wi-Fi with Fon’, ‘BT Fon’, ‘BT-Wi-Fi-with-Fon’ or whatever the fuck it is called deliberately antagonises internet users by bullying their home internet into submission.
Householder Mary Fisher said: “Every time I turn on my computer I see ‘BT Wi-Fi-with-thing’. I do not know what it is. I do not care. I hate it.
“It’s just always lingering like some memory of a past misdemeanour that pops up just to spoil your day.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Nobody knows what ‘BT Fon’ is or what it wants.
“Everyone hates it though. It should kill itself.”
A BT spokesman said: “We don’t know what it is either. Apparently though a ‘Fon’ is a type of antelope that lives in small family groups near mangrove swamps.
“Sometimes it pops up on our computers at work, it’s fucking annoying.”
