Flat-earther confounded by shape of all the other planets

A MAN who believes that the earth is flat has been confounded by the shape of every single other planet.

Julian Cook was explaining how if the earth was round cars would be drifting to the left all the time when a workmate showed him some photographs of every other planet in the solar system.

Cook said: “Uhhhh, they are round because of a process called, um, ‘enballument’ which happens when a planet is, er, look at that crow.

“Actually they are all flat as well. And so is the moon. And the sun.”

Cook continues to insist the Earth must be flat because no one has ever been further than New Zealand.

He also claimed that if it was round and too many people started running it would spin really fast like in a cartoon.